A ver si dejáis de poner las tetas de Pícara que ya me hace daño el tema. :(
¡Coño Bonnie M!. ¡QUÉ CAMPEÓN!.
¡Este tío, a pesar de estar más acabado que otra cosa sigue dando bolos por las televisiones autonñómicas y especialmente en la TELEVISIÓN GALLEGA, dóbde es asiduo invitado de LUAR, uno de los programas de variedades más esperpénticos de la televisión mundial!.
Entre grupos folklóricos sale el nuevo de Bonnie con una melopea impresionante y pasa de cantar el playback y se pone a dar saltos espasmódicos para terminar lanzándose sobre una maruja cincuentona del público e intentar violarla en el escenario.
¿Pensáis que exagero?.
https://contenidos.indalia.es/forrasch/bonny_m.zip
Incrédulos (el link va fatal)
Y mí canción preferida. Imposible no tararearla.
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
RASPUTIN
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead
(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians...
© 1978 by Far-Musikverlag, Berlin
Veterano
Freak
(abstenerse comentarios del tanga plateado,, con la imagen me basta y me sobra...)
