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Kaneel Shatters Masturbation World Record!
October 10, 2003
It's official, Kaneel is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Kaneel achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Kaneel remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Kaneel is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Kaneel was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Kaneel said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
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Traducido al cristiano, y aunque ésto parezca más un bulo que una noticia real:
Un tal Kaneel ha batido el record mundial de pajas en un día: 36 demostraciones de amor propio!!!!!!
No existe un putoloco que bata el record???? Vamos, hermanos foreros, recuperemos ese récord para gloria de éste foro y la fraternidad friki!!!
Se valorarán documentos gráficos que atestigüen la veracidad de tamaña gesta en VHS, DVD, Beta, V2000, VCD, Divx o DYC (con hielo, gracias)
ps: Un saludo para mi antiguo compañero de pupitre, Piraña, que se jactaba de hacerse 23 al día
October 10, 2003
It's official, Kaneel is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Kaneel achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Kaneel remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Kaneel is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Kaneel was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Kaneel said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
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Traducido al cristiano, y aunque ésto parezca más un bulo que una noticia real:
Un tal Kaneel ha batido el record mundial de pajas en un día: 36 demostraciones de amor propio!!!!!!
No existe un putoloco que bata el record???? Vamos, hermanos foreros, recuperemos ese récord para gloria de éste foro y la fraternidad friki!!!
Se valorarán documentos gráficos que atestigüen la veracidad de tamaña gesta en VHS, DVD, Beta, V2000, VCD, Divx o DYC (con hielo, gracias)
ps: Un saludo para mi antiguo compañero de pupitre, Piraña, que se jactaba de hacerse 23 al día
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