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Yesterday i was totaly hanover, i was with a girl in mah house. Same situation than when a girl pooped me in da chest. But im clever like a roboc, and i went to bathroom to pee and to try to fart silenciously, cuz i pooped shor time ago. To fart silenciously i catch mah nalgas and i open then like an actreess porno to let the gas escape easyle, avoiding DA TRUMPET. But...this time was different. I wasnt sure about if it only was gas then i put mah finger in the asshole to be sure dont shit mah trousers (it was in the floor until i pee and fart, to do moar easy the nalgas opening) and HAPPENED. I shit on mah hand. A faboulous and horny semiliquid shit. The fifth state of the matery. I called him Blacky Brown in honour to Tarantino. Anyway, i thought naw it turned me into...
Sup mah friends. IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOOOOOOORR
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