Why does this conference retain you?

[Mazdana]

I\\\'ve noticed for many times that people are always coming and leaving. What does make you to spend your time here?

 

[micropene II]

¿ein? :?

en todo caso: FUCK YOU AND YOUR MAMA ALSO TAMBIEN

 

[kool & the gang bang]

Por qué eres tan lamentable?

 

[micropene II]

¿quien? ¿yo?

 

[Sir Ringo Starr]

I\\\'ve noticed for many times that people are always coming and leaving. What does make you to spend your time here?

In this discussion forum you can die slower.
You're welcome, puta.

 

[kakel]

Shut up and suck my cock little bitch!

 

[CLITORIANO]

I\\\'ve noticed for many times that people are always coming and leaving. What does make you to spend your time here?

Scanning your tits, little bich

 

[Franz Ferdinand]

Welcome FUDGE PACKER! STOOL PUSHER!

 

[Ju4nKbRoN]

Escribir en ingles en foros aparte de ser una gafapastada es de ser autenticos gilipollas degustalefas

 

[micropene II]

espacio patrocinado por Opening

 

[CLITORIANO]

Escribir en ingles en foros aparte de ser una gafapastada es de ser autenticos gilipollas degustalefas

MOTHERFUCKER

 

[Third Eye]

I'm spending my time here because you're a son of a bitch

PD Suck my bollocks sweety

 

[Hnpyc]

What a lástima, you cannot write GÑÉ

 

[micropene II]

ya podeis dejar de hacer los capullos, vuestras madres estaran orgullosas de que las clases particulares de ingles ha surgido efecto, aunqe solo sea para insultar

 

[kool & the gang bang]

¿quien? ¿yo?

No era a tí, pero ya que estamos...

 

[Innombrable]

My name is john

what time is it?

how are you?

I want one hamburguer

 

[pim_pam_pum]

Borrad este puto spam, por favor. Y los demás no sé cómo sois tan retras como para escribirle a un programa informático automático de spam...

 

[kool & the gang bang]

Borrad este puto spam, por favor. Y los demás no sé cómo sois tan retras como para escribirle a un programa informático automático de spam...

Calla, Pacoporno.

 

[Ar-C-Angel]

A man comes to the National registry in order to change his name:

-Good Morning, I want to change my name please.

-Ok , What´s your name Sir?

- I´m Peter Asshole

-I understand, and wich name would you like to chose

-I want to be Tom Asshole. Thanks.

(El unico chiste que me se en Ingles)

 

[atta]

My name is john

what time is it?

how are you?

I want one hamburguer

My taylor is rich.

 

[pim_pam_pum]

A man comes to the National registry in order to change his name:

-Good Morning, I want to change my name please.

-Ok , What´s your name Sir?

- I´m Peter Asshole

-I understand, and wich name would you like to chose

-I want to be Tom Asshole. Thanks.

(El unico chiste que me se en Ingles)

Mola más el de Manolo Mierda...

 

[navorsuker]

-. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
-. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck



-. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
-. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off




-. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
-. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.





Más chistes en inglés

 

[PeterPank]

I hate you to straws, uncle

 

[F_Eanor]

:?

 

[jaxondo]

:?

little bitch, don't be confused. :)