El pasado de Torbe

[HerrPeter]

¿Recuerda Usted aquellos tiempos?

Sí. Torbe no fue siempre este ser orondo que conocemos hoy en día.

Corrían los años 80 y/o 90 y ahí estábamos nosotros haciendo lo que años más tarde han supuesto éxitos de televisión, es decir, airear públicamente discusiones, trapos sucios, insultos velados, acusaciones desacaradas, y todo lo que se nos ocurría en una emisora municipal que nos fue arrebatada por el PSOE, adalid de las libertades.

El que no se ve bien soy yo, el que abría y cerraba el micro a su antojo. En el centro Torbe, y a la extrema derecha un afamado productor discográfico que no quiere que se le nombre, si Herr Torbe aparece en escena. Los demás son buenos amigos pero ignotos para quien no sea de su familia.

 

[micropene II]

What would you do if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

What do I do when my love is away
(Does it worry you to be alone?)
How do I feel by the end of the day,
(Are you sad because you're on your own?)

No, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I need somebody to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love.

Would you believe in a love at first sight
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
What do you see when you turn out the light
I can't tell you but I know it's mine,

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I just need someone to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
with a little help from my friends.

 

[Trotador]

Pues la verdad es que Torbe tiene mejor pinta ahora que entonces con esas pintas de Señor Barragán.

P.D.: Usted nunca deja de sorprenderme, es tan narcisista que se corre encima de su cara en sus fotos, que enfermo.

 

[jakes]

y a la extrema derecha un afamado productor discográfico que no quiere que se le nombre,

que bien te ha quedao lo de extrema derecha :137

 

[Ar-C-Angel]

What would you do if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

What do I do when my love is away
(Does it worry you to be alone?)
How do I feel by the end of the day,
(Are you sad because you're on your own?)

No, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I need somebody to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love.

Would you believe in a love at first sight
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
What do you see when you turn out the light
I can't tell you but I know it's mine,

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I just need someone to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
with a little help from my friends.

Esta canción en el documental de Woodstock la canta Joe Coker de putisima madre.

 

[b. gillespie]

si existiesen cintas sobre aquellos viejos tiempos, estaría bien ripearlas y publicarlas aquí. Esto haría el hilo mucho más interesante. En cualquier caso, si no se dispone de grabaciones, una foto de scarlett johanson en bolas también se agradecería.

Buenas tardes.

 

[Elpresidente]

y cuando fue lo de la degeneracion fisica y mental?
oaoejoajeoajeoajeoa :pla

 

[Flanker]

sólo os faltaba...

 

[Andrey]

 

[HerrPeter]

si existiesen cintas sobre aquellos viejos tiempos, estaría bien ripearlas y publicarlas aquí. Esto haría el hilo mucho más interesante. En cualquier caso, si no se dispone de grabaciones, una foto de scarlett johanson en bolas también se agradecería.

Buenas tardes.

Algo debe de haber, será cuestión de meterme en el archivo general y rebuscar entre cajas y más cajas.

 

[Coup de bat0n]

Cual es el nombre de la emisora? Todo lo que me viene a la cabeza con las letras que ustedes no tapan tiene rimas ignominiosas...

 

[Sir Ringo Starr]

What would you do if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

What do I do when my love is away
(Does it worry you to be alone?)
How do I feel by the end of the day,
(Are you sad because you're on your own?)

No, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I need somebody to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love.

Would you believe in a love at first sight
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
What do you see when you turn out the light
I can't tell you but I know it's mine,

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I just need someone to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
with a little help from my friends.

 

[TORBE]

jaja q foto!
vaya careto tengo ahi con esos pelos
q felicidad
a ver si pones alguna cinta, q fijo nos reimos