El timo más burdo que he visto en mi vida

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Aún estoy flipando de lo que me ha llegado por mail.

Dear Sir,

I am IBRAHIM AHMED Attorney-IN CHARGE


I have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. On
June 6, 1999, an American oil consultant/contractor with the Nigerian
National Petroleum Corporation, Mr. Barry Kelly made a numbered time
(Fixed) deposited for twelve calendar months, valued at US$41,500,000.
00 (Forty-one Million, five hundred Thousand Dollars) in my branch
upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address
but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we
discovered from his contract employers, Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation that Mr. Barry Kelly died from an automobile accident with
his family along Benin/Shagamu Express Way.

On further investigation, I found out that he did not leave a WILL
and all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless.
I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Barry
Kelly did not declare any next of kin n all his official documents,
including his Bank Deposit paperwork. This sum of US$41,500,000.00 is
still sitting in the Bank and the interest is being rolled over with
the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will come forward
to claim it.

According to the Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years,
the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if
nobody applies to claim the funds.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to
stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Barry Kelly so that the fruits of
this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt
officials.

This is simple, I will like you to provide me immediately with your
full names and address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary
documents
and affidavits, which will put you in place as the next of kin.

We shall employ the services of two attorneys for drafting and
notarization of the WILL and obtain the necessary documents and letter
of probate/administration in your favor the transfer. A bank account
in any part of the world, which you provide, will then facilitate the
transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money
will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for
me and 40% for you.

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will
be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager
guarantees
the successful execution of this transaction.

If you are interested, please reply immediately via email. Upon your
response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant
documents that will help you
Understand.

Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall
require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply via email:

Thanks and regards
AHMED IBRAHIM.

Resumiendo..... que el pavo este sabe que Mister Barry Kelly tiene unos milloncejos a plazo fijo en un banco de Nigeria y que acaba de palmar en un accidente de coche, y tiene de mano a un par de abogados que van a preparar los papeles para sacar la pasta del banco para lo cual necesitan a un extranjero :shock: que les mande sus datos y un número de cuenta donde será ingresado el 40% del botín (que serían unos 25 millones de dólares).

Menudo chollo!!!, posteo esto aquí porque ya no me importa que os enteréis, que ya he mandado yo mis datos .

Cuando me ingrese los 25 kilates el bueno de Ahmed ya invitaré a vermuses y cortezas de cerdo............. :lol:
 
Acaban de desarticular a una banda que se dedicaban a éste y otros timos aún más disparatados, eran sobre todo nigerianos, y de algún otro sitio.
 
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al abrir el hilo creia que me iba a encontrar con el timo de la encuesta y la mamada :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Mierda!!, si me hubiesen mandao el mail unos días antes...........

Está visto que no salgo de pobre, sobre todo poniendo siempre en la quiniela que gana el Celta, mecagon sus muelas!!!!
 
NaKo rebuznó:
al abrir el hilo creia que me iba a encontrar con el timo de la encuesta y la mamada :lol: :lol: :lol:

Creo que a la cuarta vez, hasta los más despistaos le encontrarían la gracia..
 
Yo recibí uno de esos hace más de un año. Cuando lo ví, dije, timo fijo. Lo borré. En otra ocasión, la segunda, les respondí en inglés y amablemente les dije que si me volvían a mandar un mail de esos que se iban a cagar patas abajo del paquete que les iba a hacer.
No volví a recibir correos semejantes.
 
sim rebuznó:
...se iban a cagar patas abajo del paquete que les iba a hacer.

omitiendo la palabra "meter" eh, sim??
como se nota que nos conoces 8)
 
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