A limo pulled into the parking lot, and out of it came Edge. Lita was there to greet him, and was going to kiss him, but Edge said to save it for the, you guessed it, live sex celebration.
Edge and Lita came out to the ring. Edge gloated about how he did the most unpredictable thing ever in the business, and how he pulled one over on everyone. Then, they got down to business. The lights were dimmed, and the porn music was cued. Edge and Lita disrobed one another (although the good parts of Lita were taken off after they went under the sheets). There will probably be a lot of complaints about this segment throughout the internet wrestling community, but there wasn’t nearly as much uproar back in 1985 when Corporal Kirshner and Nikolia Volkoff did the same angle. After some shenanigans under the covers (I won’t get into too much detail, however I have prepared detailed sketches if anyone would like them), ”The Nature Boy” Ric Flair’s music hit. He told Edge that not only was he a bad champion, but he is dead in bed. Flair then came down to the ring and tangled with Edge. The champ grabbed a chair and hit Flair on the head, busting him open. He then placed the chair on the announce table, placed Flair’s head on top of the chair, and hit the Con-chair-to on Flair. This brought out Cena, who chased Edge up the entrance ramp. The crowd was popping big for Cena at this point. He then noticed that Lita was still in bed, and took a look under the covers, liking what he saw. After trying to get Edge to come back, Cena ripped off the covers, but Lita had dressed by that time. Cena then picked her up, and gave her the F-U to the delight of the crowd to end the show.
By: Allen Gaynor
LIVE AUDIO WRESTLING
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