FAT CHINESE SON OF A BITCH

[El_gañán]

Hamo Lol Jeez

Ban, lock and to another thing.

No no no not so fast dude.

The fact that Semensatan is probably going to do an overseas owned to some fat motherfucker (no forum owning, real thing, two men and they´re circumstances sharing home) means we can whitness a great LoL that can raise the bar to the height of old days, the enough height so that everyone can pass below, Even me.

Please retard brother of Frank Zappa don´t listen to Naxo, is a good user but talking inglis blurs his mind for reasons I could never explain cos´ I´m almost as retarded (or more) as him, keep this open pliiiissss, for the shake of LoL and the smile of children, I´ll also send you a kissi face pic of one of my ex´s (or mine) if you want, I too have a beautifull, generous, oldschool moustache.

PS. The General forum is half dead, this is the first time I write in it, but at the risk of making you all believe that i´m chopping wood out of a fallen tree, well I´ll tell you what, I´m doing it indeed, aizkolari mode, no remorse, I even know the whole song of the lumberjack but I´m lazy, anyway, you get the point.

PSS. To the retard that said english kills the LOL: LoL, Cheese, Win, Owned, those words, and others you might know, are english slang which was used in everyday´s life, for instance, bullies got owned by some of they´re victims using that specific word waaaaay long before the "internet for everyone" thing popped in our lives. Internerds just adapted it to internet posting, WhoringCrazyness forumeers (forum users is too long and I know enough english to talk it bad if I want without screwing it) just took it and adapted to a spanish batshit crazy forum in a process called "cultural exchange" which happens to occur when information is open such as in internet forums and people from different countries access to it, fortunately, argot and slang is (as far as I know) not a subject of copyright and intellectual property issues.

PDDD. (hedito:He confundido avatar con foto de perfil, I´m a fucking no-vel prize).

 

[ilovegintonic]

i´m chopping wood out of a fallen tree

You've learnt English with "From lost to the river", haven't you?

That's okay, me too.

 

[Spawner]

Reading this thread I feel like the Grumpy Cat.

 

[El_gañán]

You've learnt English with "From lost to the river", haven't you?

That's okay, me too.

Sorry dude, I Don´t even know what the fuck is that, but I´ll tell you that I took an abandoned and dusty Proficiency masterclass student´s book from my 30 year old step sister (she haves a high degree in official language school) when I was working as a baker in her bakery, and in my free time I completed some of the exercises, maybe those where too easy for her, or maybe she wanted to complete her degrees in German, Italian, And Euskara. Or..., there´s an easier explanation in popular wisdom: The one who tries to hold a lot, grabs a few.

PS. Seriously mate, what the fuck is From lost to the river? I can google it but I´d rather read your explanation here, or if you are affraid of uncle, in soMe different Place.

 

[Spawner]

If, if, between, between.

 

[ilovegintonic]

PS. Seriously mate, what the fuck is From lost to the river? I can google it but I´d rather read your explanation here, or if you are affraid of uncle, in soMe different Place.

It's a book that became popular like ten years ago, it had also a second part after its success. It was a humoristic book with a simple but hilarious proposal: literal translations from standard Spanish sentences into English, from the easiest ("One night roll" for "Rollo de una noche") to the most complicated and subtle ones ("He cherried my pen" for "Me guindó el boli"). Actually I don't know if the sentence that I quoted exists in English, but it reminded me inmediately that book, so took advantage of that and I wrote that post.

Check it out here: From Lost to the River- Todas las frases del idioma fromlostiano

I don't tell you anything and I tell you everything.


By the way... Where the fuck is the fat chinese? Seems like he has vanished... along with Semensatan... I don't like it a hair...

 

[El_gañán]

I don't tell you anything and I tell you everything.


By the way... Where the fuck is the fat chinese? Seems like has vanished... along with Semensatan.

If I red that book I might had wrote "Making wood from the fallen tree" the literal thing, sure I´ll read it when I get through ana karenina, good taste recommendations from PL have never dissapointed me and I don´t think that it´s going to be the first time.

The chinese fat fuck and the trisomic polar bear have maybe, and I say Maybe, killed each other, or melted in a friendly manly hug creating a criticall mass whose atomic orbits moved faster that the speed of light, alowing them to travel in time in a fusion likely to the dragonbollocks thing, you know, with tha mixed voices and all.

Or are they conspiring against us to own us?, that could be greater than I´m thinking: I can see it, all trisomy, backfired.

 

[Ruizma]

Stop talking shit and start killing with it.

I recommend the OP to freeze one of his turds, sharpening it before. Once it's forzen and pointy, stab the motherfucking Chinese while he's sleeping, stab him in the chest with the turd as you would stab a fucking vampire with a wooden stake.

Let the turd melt over his wound. Police will never find the weapon.

 

[Le Déserteur]

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MADAFACA

 

[Benito]

If, if, between, between.

roflcopter

 

[El_gañán]

Stop talking shit and start killing with it.

I recommend the OP to freeze one of his turds, sharpening it before. Once it's forzen and pointy, stab the motherfucking Chinese while he's sleeping, stab him in the chest with the turd as you would stab a fucking vampire with a wooden stake.

Let the turd melt over his wound. Police will never find the weapon.

That´s simply beautifull. they might find his fecal matter all over his hand (If he wash his hands they´ll suspect even more) and he should hit the center of the heart at the first stab so he dies fast minimizing the struggle that could be very unpleasant taking care of the homicide weapon you propose, even if it´s frozen, because hot blood can melt ice faster than cold water which, by the way, melts it prety fast. It´s a hard to get away with it method, but a marvelous one indeed.

 

[El_gañán]

MADAFACA

Wazzup yo, watching da game, having a bud

 

[Moderador Incógnito]

No no no not so fast dude.

The fact that Semensatan is probably going to do an overseas owned to some fat motherfucker (no forum owning, real thing, two men and they´re circumstances sharing home) means we can whitness a great LoL that can raise the bar to the height of old days, the enough height so that everyone can pass below, Even me.

Please retard brother of Frank Zappa don´t listen to Naxo, is a good user but talking inglis blurs his mind for reasons I could never explain cos´ I´m almost as retarded (or more) as him, keep this open pliiiissss, for the shake of LoL and the smile of children, I´ll also send you a kissi face pic of one of my ex´s (or mine) if you want, I too have a beautifull, generous, oldschool moustache.

PS. The General forum is half dead, this is the first time I write in it, but at the risk of making you all believe that i´m chopping wood out of a fallen tree, well I´ll tell you what, I´m doing it indeed, aizkolari mode, no remorse, I even know the whole song of the lumberjack but I´m lazy, anyway, you get the point.

PSS. To the retard that said english kills the LOL: LoL, Cheese, Win, Owned, those words, and others you might know, are english slang which was used in everyday´s life, for instance, bullies got owned by some of they´re victims using that specific word waaaaay long before the "internet for everyone" thing popped in our lives. Internerds just adapted it to internet posting, WhoringCrazyness forumeers (forum users is too long and I know enough english to talk it bad if I want without screwing it) just took it and adapted to a spanish batshit crazy forum in a process called "cultural exchange" which happens to occur when information is open such as in internet forums and people from different countries access to it, fortunately, argot and slang is (as far as I know) not a subject of copyright and intellectual property issues.

PDDD. (hedito:He confundido avatar con foto de perfil, I´m a fucking no-vel prize).

Go to take by ass fat bastard.

Fucking "Up" button.

 

[El_gañán]

Go to take by ass fat bastard.

Fucking "Up" button.

Oh come one, Don´t give it to me with cheese

BTW, I was a fat bastard just a little time ago, you got powers maaaan.

PS, stop smoking to dog face and pass the joint.

 

[El_gañán]

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[Morzhilla]

dude = yank, mate = brit. Choose one and stick to it and try not mixing the slang you learn on the internets.

 

[Ruizma]

dude = yank, mate = brit. Choose one and stick to it and try not mixing the slang you learn on the internets.

 

[El_gañán]

dude = yank, mate = brit. Choose one and stick to it and try not mixing the slang you learn on the internets.

Dude=Tio, pavo, nota. Mate (colleages is more specific)=Colega, compañero, I think they are valid as an enrichment of the available vocabulary (I´m not british, nor american), but I´ll listen your advice dude, I would stick to that one due to mi belief that Albion delenda est and all that.

 

[Morzhilla]

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Editado cobardemente por imported_El_gañán; hoy a las 18:01

 

[El_gañán]

You can analize a dot like a blood sample with that device you just took out of your arse?

You better fix it cos I like women more than a dumb a pencil.

 

[Morzhilla]

Maybe just some fresh and always well pondered sarcasm to simply stat your gayness for a ninja edit? stop overanalyzing.

im out here now.

 

[Guille & Julián]

Jelou, mai neim is Guillermo Jesús Lopez Serrano from FUENLA ESPAÑA!!!!

 

[El_gañán]

Maybe just some fresh and always well pondered sarcasm to simply stat your gayness for a ninja edit? stop overanalyzing.

im out here now.

What the hell is a ninja edit?
I just sent a duplicate post by mistake and replaced it with a dot, don´t search three feet to the cat.

 

[ilovegintonic]

Don´t give it to me with cheese

stop smoking to dog face and pass the joint.

more than a dumb a pencil.

don´t search three feet to the cat.

You defo studied English with "From lost to the river", mate. There's not a single post of you without a literal translation.

Your feather duster is showing.

 

[Señorita Pepis]

I wanna talk about my private life, my wife, my son, my dog, my hamster, my vices, my sex appeal,


But you ar gonna stay with the wins.

Fucking perverts you all, you desire all the death.

I am the walrus!!!