Dante's Inferno Test

[Zoquetemen]

Como veo que aquí todos son una panda de pecadores de la peor calaña, les envío este bonito test para que se vayan informando sobre en qué círculo del Infierno les va a tocar pasar la eternidad.

Por si a alguien le interesa pasarse la eternidad a mi vera, que sepan que me pueden encontrar en el séptimo circulo, con los airados, los suicidas, los sodomitas y los blasfemos.

https://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Zoquetemen "¡¡¡Encarna!!!, te llamo de Mostoles, que estoy friendo unas empanadillas..." Over

 

[Art]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate


Me corresponde el infierno, como a casi todos.

Art.

 

[:-/]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

 

[:-/]

me voy con los herejes

 

[navorsuker]

Por si a alguien le interesa pasarse la eternidad a mi vera, que sepan que me pueden encontrar en el séptimo circulo, con los airados, los suicidas, los sodomitas y los blasfemos.

https://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

:-o :-o :-o

 

[Ismaelo Lolailo]

Vale, estoy en el 6º circulo, con los herejes. Eso va a ser porque a pesar de ateo, blasfemo y pecaminoso soy buen tio y me ponen al calorcito de las tumbas en llamas.

 

[Bel667]

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate


A mí me ponen hereje y... ¡glotón!

Vamos, que donde esté una buena fabada y arroz con leche que se quite todo...

Bel667

 

[Gañan]

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Yo con las tías buenas (Cleopatra y Helena de Troya) :-o :-o :-o

 

[argentinita]

Me sale que no se puede mostrar la página. :(

 

[Phenix]

Me voy de cabeza al séptimo infierno. Espero que den buenos conciertos de metal ahí

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

 

[SATANIA]

Second Level of Hell

somos dos

 

[Phenix]

¿Y que les ha picado de mandarme aquí?

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

 

[the magic bum]

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.







KE WAPO!!!!
estaré rodeado de gentuza de mi calaña.... y los sodomitas lejos de mí....


muchas gracias Zoketemen, por una página tan entretenida

 

[crimsom]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

pos fale :23

 

[crimsom]

Second Level of Hell

somos dos

3...

 

[SINOSUKO]

va a estar concurrido, veo que hay mucho pervertido

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

 

[Guest]

Third Level of Hell

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.


LOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Cupido]

nivel 8......me he ganado el puto infierno

 

[mundele]

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Yo con las tías buenas (Cleopatra y Helena de Troya) :-o :-o :-o

Seguro que ha hecho trampas

 

[_Black&Decker]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: https://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: https://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

 

[Ajaspino]

A mi también me han mandado al segundo nivel, entre los lujuriosos, carnales, concupiscentes, impúdicos, incastos, lascivos, rijosos y sensuales (traducción de Babylon para "lustful").
Dicho de otra forma, soy un guarrete y me va a tocar sufrir vientos y huracanes.
No me desagrada. Podré seguir practicando el surf

A alguien le habrá tocada el nivel 9?

 

[Gizmo_666]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High



Me voy al 7º (hay ascensor?).

 

[Ismaelo Lolailo]

Pues el 9º parece el mejor de todos, te criogenizan y hala, el siguiente.

Por cierto, ¿alguien sabe porque siempre describen a Satanas como un engendro horrible cuando supuestamente era el angel mas hermoso del cielo? Me lo expliquen.

 

[captainhog77]

Nivel 8, solo por desear la muerte a todo el mundo y no creer en dios.

 

[snooker_master]

Level Who are sent there? Score
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme

cojonudo, un hereje, no me ha dicho nada nuevo, y eso del score ke sale extreme? vaya por dios...