jukebox: Some days just seem lonely
Still, there don't seem to be no end in sight…
Barkeep: Another scotch? [Petey nods affirmatively, and the barkeep serves up another scotch. Petey sips]
Jukebox: So I'll drive this ol' 18-wheeler down the highway…
Standing Patron: Hey! Panda bear! [Petey lowers his drink to look at him] We don't take kindly to your types in here!
Barkeep: Now, calm down, Skeeter. He ain't hurtin' nobody.
Skeeter: NO! [approaches Petey] I wanna know som'in' from Mr. Panda Bear here! If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you eat bamboo, which is prone to grow only in drier, more arid regions?! [Petey has no answer]
Barkeep: Sk-heeter, I don't want no trouble nu-how.
Petey: It's okay. I get it. There's no room in the world for pandas. Well, you don't have to worry about me! I'm off to the Island of Misfit Mascots! [rises and goes out the door. Skeeter watches him go]
Barkeep: Damnit, Skeeter! How come every time a panda bear come in here you gotta go flappin' your jaw?