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Llevar registrado desde el 2003 y venir a reirse de los foreros por forear y leer el foro es de gueins, tontolabas y fans de mad-max.

Saludetes.


No creo que lo haya hecho para reirse de los foreros.Creo que lo ha hecho como parecia que lo habia hecho y al darle tantos palos algunos foreros ,se ha intentado defender como a podido.Luego dice que el que ha leido la conversacion (por ejemplo yo, que estoy parado ahora mismo y me sobra el tiempo por todos lados) no tiene vida, pero el si tiene una vida tan intensa como para hacer un estudio sociologico de la gente del foro y poner una conversacion estupida que facilmente se podria dar entre dos zapatos :P Vaya tela

Por cierto, el que pedia el cierre del hilo... ahora lo cerraran por cerrarme a mi la boca quizas, pero habiendo mandado yo PMs a dos moderadores por un tema que no me dijeran nada, ya da una idea de como se toman su puesto.

Salu2
 
Os voy a dar una doble lección de lo que es un ladrillo bien cagado y lo que es un chateo surrealista con una taiwanesa, piltrafillas:

*red+uwei-ting~somebody refuse to settle than butterfly~~u guys sucks ,why not just back and together ?: deleted me from msn and facebook
*red+uwei-ting: u did didnt u ?
Amoroth - Blood, Honor and Glory: yes, like 3 months ago
*red+uwei-ting: yeah so why u added back ?
Amoroth: because i gave you another chance when i met you personally :D
*red+uwei-ting: hahhahahahha
*red+uwei-ting: thanks
Amoroth: although you acted very stupid 3 months ago just because i said you are beautiful and asking if you had bf
*red+uwei-ting: well u are the one who acting silly
*red+uwei-ting: coz i dont know what u try to say
*red+uwei-ting: fist when i said i dont have b.f
*red+uwei-ting: means i dont really have
*red+uwei-ting: second i am not pretty
*red+uwei-ting: as u saw its true
Amoroth: i dont kiss ugly girls. i can assure you that ;)
*red+uwei-ting: hahahahahahah
*red+uwei-ting: u were drunk werent u ?
Amoroth: i was not drunk
*red+uwei-ting: and as u said sometimes guy just say sth good to get sth
Amoroth: i really dont need to do something i dont want to do. because i dont need to
*red+uwei-ting: besides at first u just c me from a pic how can u make sure if i am pretty or not
*red+uwei-ting: so ...i dont think i acted silly before
*red+uwei-ting: coz i just said the truth
Amoroth: haha. you are also weird
Amoroth: cause you want to convince me that you are not pretty
*red+uwei-ting: hahahahha
Amoroth: as you can see being pretty is not important. this is because i deleted you 3 months ago. i thought you are pretty and stupid. that´s all. anyway i didnt know you face to face :D
*red+uwei-ting: pretty and stupid
*red+uwei-ting: ha
Amoroth: there are 1 million pretty girls in taiwan
*red+uwei-ting: very good line
*red+uwei-ting: thanks for the comment
*red+uwei-ting: i just dont get it , how can u judge a girl by talking u are stupid and do u have a b.f ?
*red+uwei-ting: and define she is stupid or not
Amoroth: yes, u are right
*red+uwei-ting: as i remeber we didnt talk a lot tho
Amoroth: that´s the latin pasion :D
*red+uwei-ting: i c
*red+uwei-ting: cant believe it
*red+uwei-ting: u are the one who said i wont judge all the time
Amoroth: taiwanese girls also love easy and hate easy. we are not so different
*red+uwei-ting: u are wrong i am sorry u always meet those girl who is easy
*red+uwei-ting: but its thier life
*red+uwei-ting: i repect them
*red+uwei-ting: but dont judge all the ppl according this small number
*red+uwei-ting: coz there are lots of ppl around
Amoroth: only sometimes i just judge what i know :D
Amoroth: you think too much
*red+uwei-ting: ha so what about ur judgement about me before ?
*red+uwei-ting: ha ..what did u know actually ?
Amoroth: about what?
*red+uwei-ting: about i am stupid
*red+uwei-ting: about the girl in taiwan
*red+uwei-ting: about attitude
*red+uwei-ting: about tw guy
Amoroth: i told you. i gave you another chance after meeting you. cause i expected you were more stupid than i saw :D
*red+uwei-ting: hahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahaha
*red+uwei-ting: ok i got it
*red+uwei-ting: now u satisfied ?
*red+uwei-ting: finally u met the most stupid girl in tw
Amoroth: haha. why you think that?
Amoroth: you also dont accept good things
Amoroth: you say it´s not true
*red+uwei-ting: i know i am not stupid
*red+uwei-ting: i didnt say its not true
Amoroth: :D
*red+uwei-ting: ha
*red+uwei-ting: again
Amoroth: (F)(F)(F)
Amoroth: i love making you angry
*red+uwei-ting: ha
*red+uwei-ting: is it so fun ?
Amoroth: not fun. is sexy
*red+uwei-ting: to fool around a stupid girl ?
*red+uwei-ting: god !i think u are really weird
Amoroth: haha. you are not stupid. i am a lier
*red+uwei-ting: its too late
Amoroth: too late for what
*red+uwei-ting: anyway
Amoroth: i know you feel better now
*red+uwei-ting: i dont
*red+uwei-ting: i just need some music to sooth my anger
*red+uwei-ting: and i am angry about myself
*red+uwei-ting: not even U
Amoroth: dont be bad with yourself
*red+uwei-ting: hahah thats why i listen the music
Amoroth: you have to make a mixed kid someday
*red+uwei-ting:
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*red+uwei-ting: this song perfect
*red+uwei-ting: i hope so
*red+uwei-ting: i hope i will have my own baby oneday
Amoroth: but if you dont love yourself you cant love anybody
*red+uwei-ting: i love myself
Amoroth: congratulations :D
*red+uwei-ting: hahhahah
*red+uwei-ting: u heard the song ?
Amoroth: sure
*red+uwei-ting: this song calms me down
Amoroth: calms you down about what
*red+uwei-ting: about my anger lol
*red+uwei-ting: i almost said sth bad to U
*red+uwei-ting: c ....i am cool
*red+uwei-ting: ok i am stupid now
Amoroth: anger for what
*red+uwei-ting: myself
*red+uwei-ting: dude , dont try to makes me angry again i am not gonna fall fro it
*red+uwei-ting: for*
Amoroth: ok. so now i have to disappear. cause you deleted me from msn.
*red+uwei-ting: ok
*red+uwei-ting: i just thought u did once
*red+uwei-ting: and i did once
*red+uwei-ting: so its fair enough
*red+uwei-ting: oh i forgot u did twice !
*red+uwei-ting: so ...dont act like a child ...
Amoroth: am i?
*red+uwei-ting: u are
*red+uwei-ting: did i say anything before when i knew u deleted me ?
Amoroth: it´s ok
*red+uwei-ting: yup
*red+uwei-ting: so whats now ?
Amoroth: the emptiness
*red+uwei-ting: hahhaha u do feel that ??
*red+uwei-ting: i thought u just feel happy for u get me angry ?
Amoroth: not happy. i said it´s a erotic thing
*red+uwei-ting: ok
*red+uwei-ting: so u prefer to get one women angry to turn urself on ????
Amoroth: i like that question. but that´s not enough to turn me on anyway. but you are too sensitive
*red+uwei-ting: nah ..u said so
*red+uwei-ting: u said its an erotic thing
Amoroth: i dont know why you care so much about the things i write in a chat
*red+uwei-ting: but i didnt c where it is
*red+uwei-ting: coz i am stupid ???maybe thats why
Amoroth: it´s just because the taiwanese girls look very beautiful when they are angry
Amoroth: :D
*red+uwei-ting: ok weirdo
Amoroth: the way you become angry and why is very funny for me
Amoroth: is very lady
Amoroth: and as a true man, i love true women
*red+uwei-ting: huh ?
Amoroth: i told you. i like taiwanese people. but you insist saying that i hate them
*red+uwei-ting: u hate me rite ?
Amoroth: i dont kiss girls i hate :D
*red+uwei-ting: i prefer u siad so then i wont feel u are weird
*red+uwei-ting: coz u like me and u also wanna me get angry ?
Amoroth: i dont think so much about that. i just do what i want when i want. like when i kissed you and i chat with you
*red+uwei-ting: hahhaha
*red+uwei-ting: i did kissed u
Amoroth: i am arrogant and i dont care about others
*red+uwei-ting: i know that
Amoroth: i prefer saying sorry than "please"
*red+uwei-ting: dont need mention
*red+uwei-ting: i wonder if u said sorry ?
Amoroth: do you think i have to say sorry?
Amoroth: did i hurt you?
*red+uwei-ting: ha
*red+uwei-ting: no
*red+uwei-ting: i just wondering
Amoroth: if i didnt hurt you i dont have to say sorry. like you said yesterday. "if i dont hurt anybody is ok"
Amoroth: ;)
Amoroth: everything is ok if you dont hurt anybody
Amoroth: i know how to play
*red+uwei-ting: hahahhahha
*red+uwei-ting: i dont know how to play ppl and wish i never know
Amoroth: do u feel like i am playing with you?
*red+uwei-ting: no
*red+uwei-ting: i just feel u are very unreasonable
Amoroth: so nobody is playing with anybody and nobody is hurting others
*red+uwei-ting: u are the one who said u know how to play
*red+uwei-ting: i didnt say u play me
Amoroth: yes, i am in the outside. you are right. because i am a man
Amoroth: the men are hard and the women are soft
Amoroth: softness is better than hardness, you know?
*red+uwei-ting: hahhahahhahahhaha
*red+uwei-ting: ok ok
Amoroth: the water can penetrate inside a rock until destrying it
*red+uwei-ting: what is ur zodiac?
Amoroth: aries, like your friend tina :D
*red+uwei-ting: i know i told her
*red+uwei-ting: but she didnt say anything
Amoroth: no problem
*red+uwei-ting: ok
*red+uwei-ting: good
*red+uwei-ting: maybe she will say sth later
Amoroth: haha. too lack of passion. i dont care
*red+uwei-ting: hahhah
*red+uwei-ting: ok i got ur point now
*red+uwei-ting: u talked to me,coz u wanna know the result ...
Amoroth: which result?
*red+uwei-ting: i just think i will send u a text or sth to tell u
*red+uwei-ting: the result of tina
Amoroth: no, no, no
Amoroth: you are wrong
*red+uwei-ting: ok i gotta out of my flat .....
*red+uwei-ting: maybe talk to u later
*red+uwei-ting: if i am lucky u wont delete me again ;)
Amoroth: who is being childish now?
*red+uwei-ting: just ironic
Amoroth: whatever. just take it easy
*red+uwei-ting: i will ..
Amoroth: relax
*red+uwei-ting: anyway ..c ya
Amoroth: ok, cya
 
Segunda parte...

*red+uwei-ting: ha u still here
Amoroth: back now
Amoroth: scott asked if you are going to 99 tomorrow
*red+uwei-ting: tommo ?
*red+uwei-ting: why tommo ?
*red+uwei-ting: huh?
*red+uwei-ting: there ?
Amoroth: hi
*red+uwei-ting: hi ?
Amoroth: :D
*red+uwei-ting: ok
*red+uwei-ting: as my title ..i am sicking of second guessing
Amoroth: what´s second guessing?
*red+uwei-ting: never mind
*red+uwei-ting: u are really weird tho
Amoroth: ??
*red+uwei-ting: u gave me a question then i asked back
*red+uwei-ting: but u didnt say anything
*red+uwei-ting: just a hi
*red+uwei-ting: and a smile face
*red+uwei-ting: what i am going to do with it ????
*red+uwei-ting: smile face back ?
Amoroth: whatever you want
*red+uwei-ting: ok
*red+uwei-ting: say it directly
*red+uwei-ting: what u guys want
Amoroth: .............
Amoroth: related with??
*red+uwei-ting: i dont know
*red+uwei-ting: its just like hi ...
*red+uwei-ting: no logic
Amoroth: ¿
Amoroth: why you care about that "hi" so much?
Amoroth: are you drunk?
*red+uwei-ting: no
*red+uwei-ting: i didnt drink ..
*red+uwei-ting: ok
*red+uwei-ting: whatever
Amoroth: ?
Amoroth: what do you want to know?
*red+uwei-ting: never mind
Amoroth: ohhh....
Amoroth: are u sure?
*red+uwei-ting: yup ...
Amoroth: ok (Y)
Amoroth: ({)
*red+uwei-ting: huh?
Amoroth: hug me
*red+uwei-ting: u are hug urself ?
*red+uwei-ting: ok
*red+uwei-ting: good for u
Amoroth: i am hugging you :(
*red+uwei-ting: ok
*red+uwei-ting: thanks for hugging
Amoroth: :D
*red+uwei-ting: what u said ?
Amoroth: hey, u are back!
*red+uwei-ting: wrong window
*red+uwei-ting: yeah i am back
Amoroth: ah, u were chating with other one
*red+uwei-ting: i am chatting with my friend in spain
*red+uwei-ting: ...and its done
*red+uwei-ting: lol
Amoroth: do u know how many spanish we are in taiwan?
*red+uwei-ting: 500
Amoroth: i think less
Amoroth: like 250
*red+uwei-ting: oh
*red+uwei-ting: i dont know
*red+uwei-ting: i just guess
*red+uwei-ting: my friend asked me the date to madrid ..
Amoroth: are u going to madrid?
*red+uwei-ting: i told u
*red+uwei-ting: yup
*red+uwei-ting: if i can get my ticket luckily
Amoroth: i see. u will have a lot of fun there
*red+uwei-ting: haha i know that
*red+uwei-ting: did u remeber that i have been there ?
Amoroth: yeah
*red+uwei-ting: good !
Amoroth: and spanish guys will drive crazy for a taiwanese woman like you there. the same taiwanese like women for foreigners here ;)
*red+uwei-ting: huh ?
Amoroth: oh, i wrote so wrong
Amoroth: i mean
Amoroth: there u should be very special
Amoroth: although is plenty of chinese people
*red+uwei-ting: hahha i know that
*red+uwei-ting: ...i traveled alone to barcelona
*red+uwei-ting: so i know what u mean
*red+uwei-ting: chinese are conservative there
Amoroth: chinese are there just for making money
*red+uwei-ting: yeah ..
*red+uwei-ting: so they are curious about chinese
*red+uwei-ting: i know ..
Amoroth: :D
*red+uwei-ting: this time i will be alone all the time
*red+uwei-ting: so ..maybe more surprise
Amoroth: sure, like me here
*red+uwei-ting: hahahhahahah
*red+uwei-ting: yeah sure
Amoroth: you will find a spanish bf very fast :D
*red+uwei-ting: hahaha h
*red+uwei-ting: dont need
*red+uwei-ting: my ex will come
Amoroth: so that´s not being completely alone
*red+uwei-ting: well maybe just a weekend
*red+uwei-ting: or a week
Amoroth: but for taiwanese is not bad
*red+uwei-ting: huh ?
*red+uwei-ting: u mean ?
Amoroth: i mean
Amoroth: an asian girl going alone to spain is not safe
*red+uwei-ting: hahhaha ...
*red+uwei-ting: its ok
*red+uwei-ting: i get used to
*red+uwei-ting: i am looking forward to c my ex again
*red+uwei-ting: so what do u think about spainish guy who has a g.f ?
*red+uwei-ting: lol
Amoroth: u mean your ex?
*red+uwei-ting: yup
Amoroth: u will make love like animals. that´s sure :D
*red+uwei-ting: hahhahahahhahah
*red+uwei-ting: i dont know
Amoroth: of course you know
*red+uwei-ting: depends on if he loves his g.f
Amoroth: nah
*red+uwei-ting: and i dont know if he still likes me
*red+uwei-ting: but i guess if he is in madrid with me :$
*red+uwei-ting: it will go wild
Amoroth: of course
*red+uwei-ting: why are u so sure ?
*red+uwei-ting: its typicall spainish way ?
Amoroth: that´s human beings, not spanish way
*red+uwei-ting: hahhahah
*red+uwei-ting: so if ur ex visit u
*red+uwei-ting: even u have g.f
*red+uwei-ting: u will still make love with her?
Amoroth: no
*red+uwei-ting: yeah then how can u know
Amoroth: because i wouldnt meet my ex. but if he´s going to meet you is very clear
*red+uwei-ting: oh
Amoroth: if you dont want to make a situation, just dont be there
*red+uwei-ting: nah !!he has lots of friends there
*red+uwei-ting: i would love to c whats gonna happen
Amoroth: that´s bullshit. he´s going for you and you know it
*red+uwei-ting: but i will visit his family also
*red+uwei-ting: his parents love me
Amoroth: blablabla. yeah. a lot of good excuses for him
*red+uwei-ting: hahha i said i would love to
Amoroth: it will be ok
*red+uwei-ting: i do know what he will do
*red+uwei-ting: coz he asked me before about this question
*red+uwei-ting: ....and i didnt answer him
*red+uwei-ting: so i know what he will do but not sure when he come if i will have another guy in the room lol
Amoroth: a woman shouldn´t answer this. but anyway you are single and you can do whatever you want. if he is engaged is not your business
Amoroth: i see. this is another point
*red+uwei-ting: hahah he isnt
Amoroth: so you like spanish culture, right? ;)
*red+uwei-ting: i do
*red+uwei-ting: i love the fooooood a lot
*red+uwei-ting: last time i gained like 5 kilo in a month
Amoroth: yeah
*red+uwei-ting: his mom cooks freaking good
*red+uwei-ting: god i am hungry
*red+uwei-ting: btw
*red+uwei-ting: do u know where to by the souce
*red+uwei-ting: its egg souce i guess
*red+uwei-ting: only in spain
*red+uwei-ting: white one
Amoroth: in taipei i dont know
*red+uwei-ting: i love that sauce with tortilla
*red+uwei-ting: ......
Amoroth: shut up or i will cry
Amoroth: anyway the food here is ok
*red+uwei-ting: hahahhaha
*red+uwei-ting: the food there fantastic
*red+uwei-ting: lol
*red+uwei-ting: tapas ..
*red+uwei-ting: ok i shut
Amoroth: yeah, no complaints about my country
*red+uwei-ting: jajajajajajajja
*red+uwei-ting: if u wanna me make a list
*red+uwei-ting: i can
*red+uwei-ting: complain list of spain lol
*red+uwei-ting: anyway ...
*red+uwei-ting: i love spain
*red+uwei-ting: so ....i am going to sleep coz i am really hungry now
Amoroth: spain is different
*red+uwei-ting: ha
*red+uwei-ting: ok
*red+uwei-ting: spain is differ
*red+uwei-ting: so think about it
Amoroth: no think
Amoroth: because spanish we feel with the heart and asian feel with the brain
*red+uwei-ting: and tell me what u guys want ?
*red+uwei-ting: i mean this not that...
*red+uwei-ting: u should c me to finish my sentence
*red+uwei-ting: lol
*red+uwei-ting: tell me what u guys want ?
Amoroth: that´s not the question you want to make
Amoroth: be more straight
*red+uwei-ting: u talk to me for ?
*red+uwei-ting: i mean why u even wanna chatt with me ?
Amoroth: ?
Amoroth: we are friends, right?
*red+uwei-ting: ok cool i get it
*red+uwei-ting: then no more question
Amoroth: i didnt answer
*red+uwei-ting: u didnt
*red+uwei-ting: but u just said we are friend ?
*red+uwei-ting: u didnt ?
Amoroth: that´s why i chat with you. but i didnt answer that weird question about what we want
*red+uwei-ting: hummmmm ok
Amoroth: if you want to know what scott wants just ask him. and about me
Amoroth: what you want to know?
*red+uwei-ting: ok whats scott want ?
*red+uwei-ting: and what u want ?
Amoroth: i wont talk about others if they are not here
Amoroth: i just can talk about me
Amoroth: what i want with what?
*red+uwei-ting: what do u want from me ?
*red+uwei-ting: a friendship ?
Amoroth: hahahah. very funny. do i have more options?
*red+uwei-ting: hahahhah i dont know depends on what u said
*red+uwei-ting: u are the one who said be direct ..
*red+uwei-ting: so i hope u can be that way too
*red+uwei-ting: ok then i guess friendship tho ;) my dear friend lol
Amoroth: hahahaha
Amoroth: you answer for me
Amoroth: that´s also funny
Amoroth: ok
Amoroth: what should i expect about you?
*red+uwei-ting: dude
*red+uwei-ting: i didnt answer
*red+uwei-ting: then what should i say ?
*red+uwei-ting: i mean its ur question
*red+uwei-ting: then u should answer it ..
Amoroth: i just know 1 thing
*red+uwei-ting: what ?
Amoroth: everything starts the same way
Amoroth: not important how it ends
*red+uwei-ting: hahhahah ok whatever ...
*red+uwei-ting: if u said so ..i will just answer for u
*red+uwei-ting: coz it doesnt matter for u
*red+uwei-ting: mi amigo ...
*red+uwei-ting: tengo sueno
Amoroth: i prefer this way
Amoroth: :D
*red+uwei-ting: huh ?
*red+uwei-ting: what way ?
Amoroth: you way of talking now is very different. i like that more
Amoroth: ok
*red+uwei-ting: u mean in spainish ?
Amoroth: no, you know very well what i am talking about
*red+uwei-ting: i dont know
*red+uwei-ting: i am serious
*red+uwei-ting: what way ?
*red+uwei-ting: direct ?
*red+uwei-ting: or what ?
Amoroth: if you want a better answer
*red+uwei-ting: just say it dude
Amoroth: just take a taxi now and come to my place
*red+uwei-ting: hahahhahah
*red+uwei-ting: no need
*red+uwei-ting: u can just say it
Amoroth: i can say a lot of things
*red+uwei-ting: ok maybe tommo
*red+uwei-ting: ha when we have much time
Amoroth: you are right. you dont need
*red+uwei-ting: coz now i am tired and u are still weird
Amoroth: i tell you a secret
*red+uwei-ting: ok
*red+uwei-ting: say it then
Amoroth: i also dont need
*red+uwei-ting: hahhahaha
*red+uwei-ting: thanks for that secret
*red+uwei-ting: i know it
Amoroth: sleep well
Amoroth: wait for your special time in spain
Amoroth: the special time here is mine ;)
*red+uwei-ting: friend's kidding
Amoroth: everybody want to be different and special, i know
*red+uwei-ting: huh ?
*red+uwei-ting: ok i lost again
*red+uwei-ting: i dont really understand ur meaning
*red+uwei-ting: but its ok
*red+uwei-ting: doesnt matter
Amoroth: never mind. go to sleep
*red+uwei-ting: anyway
*red+uwei-ting: hasta luego
Amoroth: adios

P.D: está loca por mí :D
 
A wan, a peich, a gromenauer

Señor Amroth, su conversación con esa zorra asiática es tan vulgar y estúpida como la del idiota que ha abierto el topic... Qué falta de originalidad, qué nivel de grollería, qué de tópicos y lugares comunes... A lo mejor se cree que por usar la lengua de Chespir está a salvo de parecer un imbécil, pero se equivoca.

No olvide usted que cuando dos sujetos conversan en una lengua que ninguno de los dos tiene como lengua materna, se produce una especie de euforia lingüística que hace percibir cualquier gilipollez que se diga como si fuera una ocurrencia altamente ingeniosa. Al comunicaros mediante una lengua franca, cualquier frase que conseguís articular con más de 3 palabras seguidas os parece una ocurrencia propia de los Monty Python. Pero no señor, no dejáis de ser dos chimpancés idiotas farfullando sandeces en inglés macarrónico. Que conste en acta lo dicho antes de que algún ex alumno del Opening English salga a lamerle el ojal para demostrar que el dinero que le timaron sirvió para algo.

Una cosa es que ustedes sepan inglés y otra muy diferente es que quieran hacer pasar por ocurrencias ingeniosas lo que no son más que chapurreos retromónguicos.

Amoroth: the men are hard and the women are soft

Y aprenda a usar correctamente el artículo definido en inglés, idiota. :1

Por último, y a título personal, me sorprende lo directa que va la gente en las conversaciones messengeriles que habéis puesto. Desconocía que siendo tan zafio y directo con las mujeres se obtuvieran resultados positivos. He malgastado mi juventud a base de circunloquios, filigranas verbales, artificios literarios y psicología inversa. ¿Y todo para qué? Las muy zorras se me hubiesen abierto de piernas igualmente siendo la mitad de locuaz e ingenioso. Menudo derroche... En fin, supongo que tengo que aprender más de vuestro primitivismo selvático.
 
No he entendido una mierda, pero como estoy encantado de haberme conocido aqui os dejo este pequeño retazo de mi vida, que lo mismo, por esas extrañas casualidades de la vida, tiene alguna relación con el hilo.

En los años oscuros en los que deambulaba, recién herido por el agraz desengaño del primer y frustante amor, por el afilado mundo de la noche en busca del coño imposible, tuve ocasión de encontrarme cara a cara con el fracaso más absoluto y desolador. No habia forma de romper las defensas, de penetrar en el alma y no digamos ya en el coño de mujer alguna. Mis intentos por seducir a las mujeres a las que continuamente asaltaba eran duramente rechazados. No conseguía dar con la clave, no era capaz de encontrar la combinación ganadora. En el límite de la desesperación y el abandono, pérdidas ya todas las esperanzas, hice todo tipo de números circenses y combinaciones. Engordé 10 kilos y me vestí con camisas de cuadros y camisetas de superhéroes de comic. Adelgacé hasta convertirme en un preanoréxico de rostro enjuto y camisetas de bakala ajustadas. Iba de poeta, de risueño, de profundo, de arisco, de ausente, de atormentado...en pocas palabras, era un gilipollas muerto de hambre,que presumía de barriga y de barbas y me dedicaba a enseñar la trompa en los bares de moda.Ay, cuanta sensibilidad mal aprovechada....

Finalmente abandoné el camino de las extravagancias, me apunté al gim, renové mi vestuario gracias al señor Amancio Oterga, memoricé algunos poemas de certeros versos y frases de filosofía oriental y me lancé a la noche dispuesto a ser convencional, educado y arrebatador. Adopté una pose despreocupada y autocomplaciente al tiempo que me batía energicamente ante todas las féminas que se prestaban a ello. Los triunfos empezaron a llegar, mi autoestima se elevo miríficamente y la historia concluyó con final feliz.
 
Mis queridos Hikkimoris foreros:

Si utilizarais la mitad de mala leche y de huevos que usais para postear, para entrar a tias, os aseguro que de vez en cuando os comeriais algun coñito.
Es lo que tiene escudarse detras de una compiutaa, que luego va uno al bar, y se hace caca delante de cualquier tontita..
Luego decimos que no ligamos en España.


Alexandros: No te voy a quitar mucha razon. por hay van los tiros..

saludos
 
Al Neutral Malvado: a mí no me llames de usted, que todavía no he cumplido los 30 y me quieres provocar una crisis antes de hora.

Neutral Malvado rebuznó:
Señor Amroth, su conversación con esa zorra asiática es tan vulgar y estúpida como la del idiota que ha abierto el topic... blablabla.. A lo mejor se cree que por usar la lengua de Chespir está a salvo de parecer un imbécil, pero se equivoca.

bliblibli...
Que conste en acta lo dicho antes de que algún ex alumno del Opening English salga a lamerle el ojal para demostrar que el dinero que le timaron sirvió para algo.

Eso tú, que te crees que hablar en inglés es algo para ir de guays en tu pueblo cuando para mí es una cuestión casi de supervivencia.

Y ni Opening English ni pollas en salmuera. Yo el inglés lo he aprendido en la cama, como tiene que ser :D

Una cosa es que ustedes sepan inglés y otra muy diferente es que quieran hacer pasar por ocurrencias ingeniosas lo que no son más que chapurreos retromónguicos.

A ver si ahora por chatear con una niñata de 22 años voy a tener que ir de poeta atormentado.

No, si seguro que tú vas de freudiano hasta con tu perro.

Y aprenda a usar correctamente el artículo definido en inglés, idiota. :1

Enséñame, porfa. Es que a mí lo que me enseñaron es que los idiomas son para comunicarse de forma práctica, no para aburrir al personal como un amanerado puntilloso y frustrado.

Por último, y a título personal, me sorprende lo directa que va la gente en las conversaciones messengeriles que habéis puesto. Desconocía que siendo tan zafio y directo con las mujeres se obtuvieran resultados positivos.

Menos es más, señor sabelotodo.

He malgastado mi juventud a base de circunloquios, filigranas verbales, artificios literarios y psicología inversa. ¿Y todo para qué? Las muy zorras se me hubiesen abierto de piernas igualmente siendo la mitad de locuaz e ingenioso. Menudo derroche... En fin, supongo que tengo que aprender más de vuestro primitivismo selvático.

De eso no te quepa duda, hamijo. Eres lo que las tías llaman "un pelmazo". Pero no dudo que quizás puedas llegar a ser "un chico majo". De otro modo ya ni te mirarían.

Pero tú sabes muy bien que no es eso por lo que no ligas, piratón ;)
 
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