Omegle: Habla con un b/tard, con un alemán bicéfalo, o con tu puta madre.

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[valentinossi]

Cotas de surrealismo extremo

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[Tyrion_Lannister]

Pues si insistes la verdad es que esta mierda acaba funcionando; ya tengo a varias yankis, nordicas, y una australiana en el messenya y cualquier dia de estos me montan un camwhore show. Mientras, me pajeo con sus fotologs y facebooks.

Luego te encuentras alguna que otra perla.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hEy
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform that you are now chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
Stranger: Hey hun
You: WhErE aRe Yu FrOm
Stranger: California - you?
You: hahaha
You: sex ofender?
Stranger: I'm just trying to make things work. why can't you people just let me live my life
You: what u did man?
Stranger: people make mistakes
Stranger: fuck
You: well
You: that kids are very tempting sometimes
Stranger: I don't even know how omegle would get that information? I didn't register on the website or anything...
You: i understand you
Stranger: listen, you would be surprised how many people are "registered sex offenders" okay, sex laws are fucking stupid
Stranger: all I did was have consentual sex with someone who happened to be below the legal age of consen
You: youre funny
You: nah, american society all too self-righteous
Stranger: Too right.
Stranger: also, the game.
You: if i wanna lay with a goat, who fuckin cares
You: or with a lil kid
You: thye are pure untouched
Stranger: I think you're thinking of the wrong kid here buddy.
You: what u mean?
Stranger: Kid = Child = Human = Violated = Consentual!
You: ahh
You: funny
Stranger: ?
You: so whats yiour name?
Stranger: She wasn't laughing dude.
You: I would
Stranger: My name? What are you? FBI? CIA? NSS? PSA?
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: Im from UK btw
Stranger: MI-5?
You: noo man
You: just trying to be kind
Stranger: Nah man... *too* kind, if you catch my drift. You come to my house, I'll blow you from here to fucking Kingdom Come.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Koveras]

Haciendome pasar por una tia, me agregó un finlades que me puso la cam y me sacó la polla en un momento y se puso a pajearse y antes de irse le pongo mi cam y me rei de él, basicamente.

También conseguí algunas fotos de otros tios