Omegle: Habla con un b/tard, con un alemán bicéfalo, o con tu puta madre.

[Franz Ferdinand]

a las dos o tres conversaciones aburre bastante

 

[Viktor Frankel]

Pues sí.

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Me siento mejor.

 

[Viktor Frankel]

Tras unos minutos sin respuesta ha desconectado. Creía que hoy follaba, aunque seguro que era Lady Gagá.

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Stranger: i'm horny

You: me too

You: but you have pennis

Stranger: va-jay jay

Stranger: :P

You:
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You: mele or female?

You: male

Stranger: female

You: i don´t believe it

Stranger: why is that?

You: i can´t see you, I usually don´t believe in what i can´t see

Stranger: are you a hacker?

You: what?why?

Stranger: i was just told you were.

You: i didn´t do it

You: where?

You: hey

You: why do you think i´m a hacker?

You: hii?

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[Mike Donovan]

Stranger: Hi, big boobs? :D
You: jelou
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where are u from?
You: from sevilla, africa
Stranger: eh, yo también soy español xD
You: i am not spanish i am sevillanou
You: sevilla is africa
Stranger: ya, seguro
Stranger: sevilla es españa
You: in sevilla very pobres in the street
Stranger: a ver, hablo español
You: yo no
You: yo only speak africanen-sevillanen
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[NSBM]

Bueno, tenemos al primer súcnor de la jornada. Su nombre parece ser Mike, y es de California. Aquí su cara de lerdo:

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Stranger: young male looking for adult female to watch me masturbate on cam

You: I'm a female

You: how old are ya

Stranger: im 20

Stranger: you?

You: I'm 20 too

You: where are u from

Stranger: california

Stranger: you?

You: Spain

You: I want see you, but first I would like some thing more

Stranger: alright?

You: could you send me a photo of you? It's ok taken by cam

Stranger: mhm

Stranger: https://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3561/picture7f.jpg

You: no there, honey, I want you to take a paper and write "Hello Laurita PL"

You: so send me to [email protected]

You: and afer I add you

You: I have cam too

Stranger: k...

Stranger: sec

You: oki thanks:)

Stranger: k i took it

Stranger: but lol my hair looks horrible

Stranger: meh hope ya wont mind

You: No problem:)

You: remember that it's [email protected]

You: .es

You: ok?

Stranger: sent

You: oh, nice thanks :D

You: so now, be ready for OWNED

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No entiendo a la gente que aún cae en estas mierdas

 

[Feverish]

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Stranger: WASSUP HOMIE
You: yEEEEE
You: wassap madafaca
You: De donde eres
Stranger: yu a madafaca
Stranger: not me
You: where are you from
You: ?
Stranger: korea
Stranger: IM COOLER THAN YOU THINK DIPSHIT
You: a fucking chinese
Stranger: korea is not chinese stupid
You: fuck youdickhead... koreans have little penises
Stranger: IM A GIRL YOU STUPID MADAFACA
You: aaaam
You: Scan your tits bitch
You: and send me in JPG
Stranger: nah no thanks



Que mongolismo

 

[Endre Rajk]

Que mongolismo

¿Quién?

 

[D´Artagnan]

Stranger: waddup mah nigga?

You: sup lovely jew?

You: name's may-kell

You: aint a chick of words huh?

Stranger: haha niice

Stranger: noope

Stranger: may kell huh?

You: ye, so u a dick or a cunt?

Stranger: none

Stranger: i have a dick though

You: oh

You: kool

You: im may-kell, da nigga withda bigga dick'n'da hood

You: can drill an ass in less than mickah jackson jizzes on a baby's face m8

Stranger: haha thats nice yo

You: yo? u callin me niggah? u shittin me?

You: ain't got guts to tell me that in da hood, vanilla face


A mi no me salen chinas

 

[BRADOCK]

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Prefiero los chistes cortos

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Stranger: Hello, i'm Justin
You: thats your name?
You: oh fuck
Stranger: ?
You: that s the name of my fucking dog
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You: hi
Stranger: hee hee hee i cracked my neck. ouch
You: planet earth
Stranger: that's where i am
You: im from raticulin
Stranger: i'm from yo momma.
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Stranger: heyy
Stranger: im fernando torre
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: u from?
You: Locomia
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Stranger: Would you like a free facial?
You: i m calling ur mother
Stranger: ok cool
Stranger: whats her number
You: now im your father in law
Stranger: I don't have one
You: yes
You: me
Stranger: wat
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Stranger: heey
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Miami
You: Fl
Stranger: cool (: brazil
You: im Julio Iglesias
You: is very cool to be Julio Iglesias
Stranger: lol really?!
You: Aqui es donde dejo esto porque no se si eres subnormal o mas listo que yo

 

[RomeroElMadero]

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: ?
You: cagame el pecho
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i know
Stranger: how are you?
You: yeah im hot
You: nd u?
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: ye
Stranger: always
You: puedo orinarte los pies?
Stranger: puedo = can i.. but what means the rest?
You: orinar = pee
You: pies = feet
Stranger: so you wanna pee on my feet?
You: ooo yeaah
You: i'm fetish
Stranger: go on
Stranger: sure
Stranger: ke
You: do u like scat??
Stranger: yeah sure
You: i like to put my shit in your ass
Stranger: cant you put it in my mouth ?
You: i prefer to do it in my chest
Stranger: what?
Stranger: you want poo on your chest?
You: i like to put your shit in my chest
You: and then we eat it with mayonnaise
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i'd like that
Stranger: so, i'd like you to shit in my mouth
You: yeah
You: amo emo lol cheese
Stranger: you love emo?
Stranger: Stranger is typing... (takes ages man) and then he will say: yeah (or something xD)
You: i love cut his face while his dad suck my black hole
Stranger: bah
Stranger: your black
You: it is really hot
Stranger: yeah yeah
Stranger: sure it is
Stranger: eh
Stranger: imma go to bed
Stranger: bye?
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[ali_g]

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: i am a carrot

You: are you a rabbit?

Stranger: sorry i don't get it

Stranger: what do you mean

You: if you are not a rabbit then fuck off

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Esto engancha

 

[ali_g]

Stranger: gfav gfgfrgferghbhtr grgerger ghtyhutr jye

You: hi 15/female/looking for sex

Stranger: lol

Stranger: im 21

Stranger: but im from portugal

You: fbi is knocking on your door perverted bastard

Stranger: we dont have fbi here

You: where is portugal, in africa?

Stranger: :)

Stranger: europe

Stranger: next to spain

You: spain is where mexicans come from?

You: cause they speak spanish

You: im a carrot

You: im looking for rabbits

You: are you a rabbit?

You: youre not funny

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[ali_g]

Stranger: hi , where are you from ?

You: are you a rabbit?

You: im a carrot

You: i have computer for the internetz

Stranger: im a fist fucker

You: a fist fucker rabbit?

Stranger: stfu you nigger

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[ali_g]

Stranger: hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllloooooooooooo

You: 15/female/texas u?

Stranger: 16/m/carolina

You: ok, ok, let's be serious. im a carrot, are you a rabbit?

Stranger: If I was, why would it matter?

You: cause rabbits eat carrots

You: ill be in danger

Stranger: lol, I don't eat fruits and veggies, so rabbit is out of the question.

You: are you the fist fucker rabbit i just be chatting with?

Stranger: wtf? o.0

You: there is a fist fucker rabbit in this chat. i dont wanna meet him. im scared

You: can you help me?

Stranger: How can I help you?

You: fist fuck the rabbit!!

You: ask the perverted portuguese how to do it. he's also in the chat

Stranger: I'd rather eat the rabbit. That'd be a nice lunch.

You: you cannot eat rabbit he'll fist fuck you from the inside. thats not funny

Stranger: Not if I chop his head off. .__.

You: he has 700 lives you cannot kill him. he is like a t-1000

You: T-1000 rabbit

Stranger: Then he'll be 700 times tastier :D

You: ok, im not a carrot

You: im the fist fucker rabbit

You: sorry. you have been fist fucked by a giant rabbit, hahahahahahhaha!!!

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Y basta por hoy, mi vida social no da para más

 

[Amasijo de clones]

No, hombre, no te cortes, sigue poniéndonos tus conversaciones de mierda.

 

[Scandalff]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey! im a hot 16M looking for a female with pics or webcam!
You: im 16 f

Stranger: got pics?
You: yes

Stranger: can i see?
You: me first
You: im the girl
You: remember?

Stranger: sure
Stranger: https://i26.tinypic.com/xehhrd.jpg

Stranger: thts me
Stranger: so,,,,?
You: cute

Stranger: ok
Stranger: thx
Stranger: ur turn

You: here is
You: https://hosting11.imagecross.com/image-hosting-00/9702pemdc.jpg

Spoiler

Stranger: wtf
You: do u like it?

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:D

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Edito: Veo mi apuesta y la subo a;

(Misma conversación con otro loser)

Stranger: send me a link :)
Stranger: ok

You: link? Im the girl you first ;)
Stranger: hang on

Stranger:

Stranger: my cock
Stranger: Its about 7 inches and thick
Stranger: you turn

You:

Spoiler

You: the main.
You: Its on a cristal table
You: I WIN

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[Maralok]

You:I WIN

 

[Scandalff]

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Maralok]

 

[NSBM]

Bueno unas cuantas mañaneras

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Stranger: hi!

You: sup

Stranger: Nothing , just chatting with you ;)

You: sure

You: where are u from

Stranger: Holland

Stranger: you?

You: I'm from spain

You: I'm the Spain king

Stranger: :P
You: so you full me of orgullo and satisfacción...
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Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: ladillas?

Stranger: what?

You: if you have ladillas like crabs

Stranger: no

You: where are u from

Stranger: holland

You: nice

Stranger: you?

You: are you amo emo lol cheese?

You: I'm from North Africa

You: I live with niggas

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: where are u from

Stranger: Gondala

You: nice, I'm from Pharthesimystic

Stranger: wow

You: It's a land between Gñépleisfalec and überchushckutaamert¨

Stranger: wow

Stranger: i cant even pronounce that!

Stranger: aha

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You: hi

You: amo?

Stranger: 你好

You: are you chinese?

Stranger: yes

You: do you eat rice?

Stranger: of course

You: have you a hat like chinese hats?

You: /
--

Stranger: no

You: Ii thought computers didn't exist on China

You: are they made on wood?

Stranger: i'm taiwanese

You: do you make toys?

Stranger: many computer are made in china

Stranger: no

You: do you make objects at cheap prices?

Stranger: no

You: so what the hell you make

Stranger: i don't know what u mean
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[Benito]

You: if you have ladillas like crabs

 

[Minamo]

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You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: from where?

Stranger: israel

Stranger: you?

You: palestina

Stranger: wanna fight

You: with pokemons?

You: or a real one?

Stranger: mmm... i don't really know pokemons well

You: I have one charizard

You: lv 67, so you think better

Stranger: okay.....

You: we won again =)

Stranger: i think i'm gonna lose whatever i might do

You: well you can train one

You: is not a problem

Stranger: it's gonna take a while

You: watter based pokemons are good agains fire based ones

You: consider it

Stranger: yeah :D extinguish the fire

Stranger: maybe squirtle?

You: no!!!!

You: i hate that one!!!!!

You: fuck israel!!!!!!!!

You: how you dare

You: use one less powerful man

Stranger: shit dude... i don't know any other water baset pokemons

Stranger: you tell me

You: lets google it

You: 1sec

Stranger: k

You: blastoise

Stranger: oh :D

Stranger: maybe that then

You: so lets fight for our countries

Stranger: okay

Stranger: you firsyt

Stranger: *first

You: Charizard sends you the AIDS

You: thats my attack

Stranger: shit O_o

Stranger: my blastoise send you a a-bomb

Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOM

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[Labordeta]

Stranger: hi
You: JAI
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[Hija de LOL]

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You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: from where?

Stranger: israel

Stranger: you?

You: palestina

Stranger: wanna fight

You: with pokemons?

You: or a real one?

Stranger: mmm... i don't really know pokemons well

You: I have one charizard

You: lv 67, so you think better

Stranger: okay.....

You: we won again =)

Stranger: i think i'm gonna lose whatever i might do

You: well you can train one

You: is not a problem

Stranger: it's gonna take a while

You: watter based pokemons are good agains fire based ones

You: consider it

Stranger: yeah :D extinguish the fire

Stranger: maybe squirtle?

You: no!!!!

You: i hate that one!!!!!

You: fuck israel!!!!!!!!

You: how you dare

You: use one less powerful man

Stranger: shit dude... i don't know any other water baset pokemons

Stranger: you tell me

You: lets google it

You: 1sec

Stranger: k

You: blastoise

Stranger: oh :D

Stranger: maybe that then

You: so lets fight for our countries

Stranger: okay

Stranger: you firsyt

Stranger: *first

You: Charizard sends you the AIDS

You: thats my attack

Stranger: shit O_o

Stranger: my blastoise send you a a-bomb

Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOM

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Oh dios mio!!! Como me he reido!!!

Eres un hijo de puta xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD quiero más!

 

[Main man]

Oh dios mio!!! Como me he reido!!!

Eres un hijo de puta xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD quiero más!

A tomar por el culo, subnormal.