Omegle: Habla con un b/tard, con un alemán bicéfalo, o con tu puta madre.

[Phenix]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 17 m dutch very horny
You: LOL
You: if u tooch urself u'll go blind
You: vade retro
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Una forma prometedore de empezar mi periplo por esa web.

 

[Phenix]

Stranger: ehyyyyy
You: hyaaaaa
You: :D:D:D:D
You: cheeeese!
Stranger: wooooooooooooooo
You: W00T!
You: yuhuuuuuu amo emo lol!
Stranger: oooooooooooooooooooooowat rrrrrrrrrrrr u talllkin abt!
You: YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR TALKIN' BOUT PIRATES
You: ARRRRRRR
Stranger: woooooooooooooo
You: SO U LIKE STICK LEGS!!?!? ARRr

Realmente, no le veo la utilidad, no

 

[Donnie nardo]

¿Qué posibilidades hay de encontrarse con el mismo?
Es que de 5 que llevo, 3 me han preguntado por un tal Bill.

 

[Señor Q]

2355 users onlineConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 하이
You:
Stranger: ?
You: virus
Stranger: fuc\jk
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Glifaus]

aqui esta mi aportación...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: so having fun
Stranger: ?
You: yeah
Stranger: sweet
You: learning english with this chat
You: and you?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: I always have fun
You: how?
Stranger: attitude
Stranger: I see the fun in everything
You: i only have fun one time a day
Stranger: when is that?
You: when i fuck your mother hard in the ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

a ver si alguno me da juego....

 

[frederico]

Que conste que mi primera intención era buena, pero ante la falta de argumentos y cuando me ha soltado lo de Corea, pues he tirado por lo obvio:

Stranger: hi

You: hello!

Stranger: heyyyy

Stranger: wats up

You: not much, where are you from?

Stranger: im in u.s but im korean

Stranger: u???

You: chinorris?

You: are you chinorris?

Stranger: nope

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ha cortado justo antes de explicarle que Corea es sinónimo de chinorris de mierda.

Ya digo que he tirado por lo evidente y con poca imaginación pero tampoco pretendo montar un doctorado alrededor de esto

 

[Peja_Stojakovic]

Mis inicios

Stranger: daisy?

You: donald?

Stranger: i am the fox

You: i am grey fox

Stranger: i am grey skull

You: i am the talking skull of monkey island

You: murray

Stranger: liar!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Prometia lol....

 

[Mr.Yeah!]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: 汉语/漢語

Stranger: from?

Stranger: 你是哪裡人

You: 我是中国

Stranger: 你住在內地哪?

You: 我住在北京附近

You: 你是男是女？

Stranger: 是女

Stranger: 你呢?

You: 要网络性爱？

You: 是女

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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:137

 

[Escribá de Balaguer]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: trade nudes?
You: ok
You: i am 13 years old
You: and you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

 

[Señorita Pepis]

KK

You: I´m about to suicide

Stranger: whats stopping you

You: you, you are not criyng

You: cry for me

Stranger: unless your my friend or family then i dont care

You: no, since now, you are a friend of mine

You: yo´ll drive this for all your life

Stranger: ok are you a girl or a boy

You: a girl

You: nasty girl

Stranger: Do you have big tits

You: they are small

You: I hacve only 11

You: I´m 11

Stranger: Maybe the world would be better off without you then

You: for sure

Stranger: Wait i didnt realise you were only 11

You: will you helpme?

Stranger: There is still time for you to develope

Stranger: Does any body in your family have big tits.

You: I have had sex, is all i wanted to do in my life

You: now, i´m done

You: I have nothing else to do

Stranger: Does any body in your family have big tits.

You: yes, my mom have big tits

You: but she is died

You: my fada also have big tits

Stranger: Well there you go maybe you have something to live for. Have you ever seen them in the flesh

You: is always drinking beer

Stranger: Have you ever seen them in the flesh

You: sure, when i was only 1

You: ate from them

Stranger: Do you remember them can you describe them to me

You: size 120

You: triple D

Stranger: Are her nipples big and did they taste good

You: was so good

You: her nipples were eaten by swarms

Stranger: Well maybe you will get lucky and grow a fine pair like your mother, other than that you have nothing to live for

You: I actually want to be shited over muy breast

You: is the oonly hope I have

Stranger: I would shit on you but its a long walk to china from where i live

You: I´m not from China, I´m from Parla

Stranger: Wher is that

You: where every one goes to "mamarla" (blowjob)

You: I Loled

You: thaks for the info

Stranger: what country u from

You: Spain

You: the siesta country

You: search for Parla in google maps

Stranger: Do you know torres well he plays for liverpool

You: he used to be my lover

You: now, he is so far from me

Stranger: Well i didnt realise you were from spain i suppose i could take a dump on you.

You: wait, I remember Torres is Gay

Stranger: No he is married to a babe with big tits you wouldnt understand

You: I catch you:p

You: my wife have big tits

You: but she is far nopw

You: I have 38

Stranger: Your not married your too gay to be married

You: yes, im gay, don say a word about this to my wife

Stranger: If you were married she probly already knows

You: and she knows, but he does as she doesen´t know

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Señorita Pepis]

Otro:

Stranger: hi

You: Hi, I´m writing from the toiler, I´m about to give birth the biggest shit ever.

Stranger: hmm

You: yes, but it hurts!!

Stranger: lol

You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: u r very nice

You: dont worry, is my way of life

You: prreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttt

Stranger: oh

Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You: now, is comming!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: yeahhhhhhhhhh

You: call the police!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: The Army!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: oh my goood

You: is a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: fuck me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: is lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: come here

You: look a t this

Stranger: cum!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: cum on

You: isn´t lovely?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Sapotóxico]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: I like to look cats

You: but not smelling them

You: CAUSE IT FUCKING HURTS

Stranger: i am 26 m.. and i like cats.. and i have a cat

You: But do you smell it?

You: CAUSE IT FUCKING HURTS

Stranger: they dont hurt

You: Yeah

You: with some cocain

You: mhsmsshammamaagrhss

You: TAJADÓN

You: Y LOL hurts

You: W r u from?

You: HEY BITCHIE BOY

You: ANSWER ME

Stranger: =)

Stranger: are you crazy girl

You: Bah, 26 years and using OMEGLE

You: You must be a virgin

You: Never touched a CUNT

Stranger: no i am not virgin

You: CUNT PATROL IS COMINGGGG

You: TO GET IN JAIL A VIRGIN GUYYY

You: NIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: please stop

You: Hurts to accept it really?

Stranger: do you want speak to me

You: Like a VIIIRGIIIIN

You: TIRORIRORIROOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

You: Yes i want

You: about that you are a virgin.

Stranger: ahah

Stranger: ok

Stranger: what is your age

You: 18

You: AND I'M A GUY WITH AN ENOURMOUS COCK

You: NOT VIRGIN

You: HAHAHAAHAHAHA

Stranger: ahah

You: but i've got crab louses like spider crabs

Stranger: ok stop

Stranger: dont be crazy

Stranger: i am not a virgin ok

You: I'm sure you are a /b/tard trying to be a kind guy.

Stranger: no, i hate 4chan

You: Why do you repeat it so many times?

You: Cause you are a VIRGIN

You: Where are u from?

Stranger: =)

You: I'm from TOROS country

You: Can I take a shit on your chest?

Stranger: go to home baby

You: I'm in

Stranger: spain

Stranger:NOOO

You: Yes

Stranger: madrid?

You: HOLA BIRMANOO

You: No

You: Valencia

You: Ciudad de las artes y las ciencias

You: Free suits

You: Francesc camps de golf

You: Rita barberá cunt eater you know?

You: And you?

Stranger: i am going to come your country but madrid

You: Madrid its a nice place, so many whores to lose your VIRGINITY

You: casa de campo, travelos nice nice big cocks

You: You've got not humor!

Stranger: =)

You: =)

You: =)

You: =)

You: =(

You: OH ITS SAAAAD

You: SAD

You:MWHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stranger: what is your name man

You: Torbe

You: Torbe Pherseo Folladicto

You: Pa servirle a usía

You: Where are you from man?

You: From "in flames" greece?

Stranger: i am from yunanistan

You: YUNAHIWHAT?

You: Morocco?

You: Iran?

You: I like Yanni's one man dream!

You: that's crazy bro

Stranger: yunanistan

You: R u using a translator?

Stranger: no

You: yunanistan its close to greece

You: Do you see flames from there?

You: Do you smell yogur griego churriscao?

Stranger: i am sorry

Stranger: i must go man

You: it's your house in flames?

You: kisses in the nuts!

Stranger: take care =)

Stranger: ahaha

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or save this log or send us feedback.

Y le he sacao el facebook a una griega después de haberle dicho que su puto país estaba requemao y que me alegraba de que murieran descendientes de turcos pordioseros

https://www.facebook.com/search/?q=...2952486&ref=search&sid=1809322307.82362910..1

La rubia, 17 años, melafuck.

 

[Screwed]

El otro día, probando este chat, cual fue mi sorpresa que me encontré con un user de este foro, no me quiso decir quien era. Si tiene cojones que lo diga hoija!

Os pongo por aquí una captura de pantalla:

Y nada, poco más duró,.. el tio lo estaba flipando jajajaja

 

[CLITORIANO II]

El otro día, probando este chat, cual fue mi sorpresa que me encontré con un user de este foro, no me quiso decir quien era. Si tiene cojones que lo diga hoija!

Os pongo por aquí una captura de pantalla:

Y nada, poco más duró,.. el tio lo estaba flipando jajajaja

Espero que le invitara usted a su casa a compartir una botella de champan y charlar sobre PL al fuego de la chimenea.

 

[polladeacero]

You: PL?

Stranger: what?

You: Are you from PL?

Stranger: Poland?

Stranger: No

You: No, PutaLocura

You: You dumbass

You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi

You: Heil Hitler!

Stranger: austrian?

You: no, tu puta madre

Pues eso.

 

[Cataplas!]

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:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ .............."~--„_____„„-~~"
Stranger: I feel the urge to show you my genitals.


Aqui cada loco con su tema.

 

[Oxido]

la madre que me pario:

You: fuck you
Stranger: fail
You: pl¿
Stranger: you failed
You: PL¿
Stranger: LP¿
Stranger: hai konnichiwa
You: jap?
Stranger: nihon
You: tu madre esta muerta?
Stranger: comment cava?
Stranger: comment tappels tu?
You: que si tu madre esta muerta?
You: me estoy caganado
Stranger: ouvre la fernetter
Stranger: *fernette
You: gabacho bueno, gabacho muerto
You: CACA
Stranger: denwa banga wa nan ban desu ka?
You: tengo ladillas como centollos
Stranger: I LIKE PENIS IN MY BUTT
You: i want shit in your chest
Stranger: I LIKE SHIT IN MY CHEST
You: sorry i hate nigger, frech people, and gays
Stranger: i am not french
You: from?
Stranger: the states
Stranger: i am also not a nigger, nor am i gay, just quietly
Stranger: oh yeah, im also not from the states
You: i´m froom the moon
Stranger: im from neverland
You: i want to fuck michael jackson now
Stranger: i am michael jackson
You: billy jean no´s my lover....
You: y love scat
You: www.putalocura.com
Stranger: scat is win
Stranger: www.mylazysundays.com
You: i´am fat ugly boy
You: visit the web site
Stranger: no
Stranger: google suggests that would be unwise
You: i fuck google asshole
Stranger: btw, i hate spaniards
You: i hate michael jackson
Stranger: im not really michael jackson
Stranger: and dont have anything against the spanish
Stranger: now visit my link
Stranger: and i'll visit yours
You: visit my cock
Stranger: id love to
Stranger: address?
You: the moon
Stranger: i know that
Stranger: but whatcity?
You: it´s a secret
You: the NASA build only for me
Stranger: i am NASA
You: y hate the nasa
You: nasa people rape my mother and kill my father
Stranger: yes, your mother was rather tight
You: i want to kill evferybody in the world
Stranger: me too
Stranger: which world though?
Stranger: im talking about my home world, jupiter
You: i hate jupiter
Stranger: im not really from jupiter
You: all the people in jupiter are gay and niggers and jews
Stranger: and french
You: yes
You: i want yo fuck you hard
Stranger: me too
Stranger: but i cant reach
You: are you jew?
Stranger: no
Stranger: my penis is uncut
You: i dont´have penis
Stranger: me neither
You: a rabbit stole it
Stranger: i lost mine in amy whinehouse's vagina
Stranger: i swear that thing has teeth
You: i am the amy vagina
Stranger: you should consider braces
You: do you like AIDS?
Stranger: depends which colour they come in
You: are you osama bin ladem?
Stranger: no, hes a filthy nigger
You: i love 11S
Stranger: wat?
You: i want to destroy all de american cities
You: i´m a crazy pilot
Stranger: me too
Stranger: except
Stranger: im a scuba diver
You: scuba¿?¿?
Stranger: like scooby doo
Stranger: only underwater
Stranger: and less canine
You: scooby doo where are you....
You: scooby
Stranger: scooby dooby doo
Stranger: where are you
Stranger: got some crimes to solve now
You: i see scooby doo in cartoon network
You: y love doggu stylem do you?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i'll take anything i can get
Stranger: its not that im an ugly cunt
Stranger: its just that im scared of rejection
You: i love you
Stranger: mlia
You: Do you wanna to marrie me?
Stranger: probably not
You: why no?
Stranger: you have a penis
Stranger: i have a penis
Stranger: we both lose
You: buy you have a asshole
You: and a mouth
You: and a noise
Stranger: but no vagina
Stranger: vagina is key
Stranger: anyway, youre boring me now
Stranger: and my country needs me
Stranger: to infinity, and beyond!

Creo que acabo de encontrar mi alma gemela en el mundo.

 

[valentinossi]

Primer contacto.



Esto promete

 

[tannhauser40]

hoy es el primer dia que me encuentro sorras buscando polllas

https://static.devote.se/gallery/big/20090301/335f440f95a81b2e4b7e8bed904c5eba.jpg

https://snorungarnas.blogg.se/images/2009/hashah_33798058.jpg

https://i27.tinypic.com/14bt0l3.jpg

https://i27.tinypic.com/14bj0k4.jpg

jajaj la ultima es del coño de la de la tercera foto la muy zorra se la hizo con el movil

 

[Ciezo]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!


You: ring ring ring ring BAnanA PhoNe!


Stranger: HELP!!


You: it grows in bunches!!!


Stranger: i AM CAUGHT BY A MONSTER!!


You: i have my hunches!!


You: what monster¿?


Stranger: HE IS HUGE!!


You: a banana phone?


Stranger: ya!!


You: what does it look like?


Stranger: a banana!!


You: :O!


You: a huge banana


Stranger: HELP!!


You: it happened to me once!


You: just dont try to move


Stranger: omg!!


Stranger: OKAY


You: or youll freak it up


You: easy, ok?


Stranger: SHOULD I EAT IT?


You: if you do something stupid it will rip your head off


Stranger: OMG!


Stranger: WHAT SHOULD I DO?


You: hmm


You: let me thing


Stranger: OKAY


You: is it peeled?


Stranger: YES


You: you could try to eat i


You: it


Stranger: LET ME TRY...


Stranger: *EATING*


You: it will get raw after a while


Stranger: AWW I AM SOO FULL!!


You: how come you can type while your caught by a giant banana?


Stranger: HMMM...


Stranger: LET ME THINK...


Stranger: HE LOCK ME UP IN MY ROOM


You: hahaha


You: and how did you eat it?


You: https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone


Stranger: just ask him:cam i eat you plz?


Stranger: eww my mum call me


Stranger: gotta go


Stranger: bye


Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Aburrido, esta todo lleno de chinos y de peña que no te sigue el juego.

 

[_ICARVS_]

Lo que hace el aburrimiento

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: do u know my parents?
Stranger: yeah, why
You: i need to find em
Stranger: why. what did you do?
You: i was in tallahasse and i started walking, and im now in copenaghe!!!
You: how can it happen'?
Stranger: 'DAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN
You: i think it was my toaster
You: but im not sure at all
Stranger: WHAT??? dont you know toasters cant be trusted!!!!
You: yeah, my father warned me, but.... its such a gambling toater
You: what should i do?
Stranger: you have to blackmail the toaster. dig up some dirt on it, and force it to bring you back...
You: but the toaster runned away, i think its in amsterdam now, toasting some pot
You: im on my own
Stranger: umm, yeah, it looks like it. if only you spent the extra cash for the toaster with the built in GPS
You: i have a grog filled copper bottle and a broken KISS stick
You: would u be nice and come for me?
Stranger: i would but im expecting the aliens soon
You: fockin' aliens, always bothering me
You have disconnected.

 

[ROGELIONTE]

Stranger: hi

You: que hi ni que pollas, hablame en cristiano

Stranger: hola

You: hola maricon de mierda

Stranger: amigo no comprender el espanolo

You: pues haber estudiao inutil

Stranger: estudiar inutil?

You: si, yo doy clases de inutil, es el español que se habla en la calle

Stranger: nice, are u teacher?

You: comevergas, como me vuelvas a hablar en ingles te doy por el culo

Stranger: comevergas?

You: si, es un saludo español, eres un comevergas, que eres tu? resolve the question

Stranger: yo soy un comevergas

You: exactly, digo exacto¡¡

Stranger: yeah... i win

You have disconnected

 

[_ICARVS_]

me LOL, toda la puta noche tirada a la basura con esta mierda adictiva y el capitulo de True Blood sin salir.

Stranger: Yeah
You: Enjoy the taliban summer!
Stranger: wat is dat?
You: free flights all over the world!
You: interested?
Stranger: Umm... what if I accidentally an explosive?
You: thats not a problem! if u dont already have explosives we will provide em!
You: and with no additional cost!
You: we have some american ladys to rape on air
Stranger: Virgins?
Stranger: Red headed?
You: american... virgin....?
You: hahahaha
Stranger: x__X
Stranger: So, is that a rarity?
You: sure, i think
Stranger: Care to explain?
You: mmmm
You: wait, the CIA its knocking
Stranger: OH SHI-

 

[_ICARVS_]

Más mierda absurda

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Stranger: i have the power of the underworld
You: haha, but i have the LASER
Stranger: MLIA
You: i can LASER your ass
You: because im the castle keeper
Stranger: i can consume your soul
You: and i have the LASER
Stranger: you win
Stranger: trade?
You: sure
Stranger: awesme
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: i have a kick ass laser
You: want a lollypop?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: if you're offering
You: ok, green or red?
Stranger: do you have orange?
You: no fuckin' orange men, what do u think i am, a gay???
Stranger: citrus is a mans flavour
You: citrus its only for child, women and some kind of zombies...
Stranger: well yeah
Stranger: the manly kind!
You: ok, ill give you green, but be careful
Stranger: does it open a portal to the next dimension?
You: no man, its just a lollypop... be careful with the spicy flavour
Stranger: apple is disgusting
You: its not apple, is pot
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: indica?
Stranger: or sativa?
You: 50-50 mix
Stranger: hot
Stranger: g2g
Stranger: have fun with the underworld
Stranger: while i have my kick ass laser

 

[_ICARVS_]

El último, lo juro

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Stranger: Hi
You: pipi
Stranger: longstocking?
You: pipi pipipi pipi pi
Stranger: pikapika
You: im a modem motherfocka'
Stranger: chuuuuu
Stranger: Riiiiight.
Stranger: My modem sounds more like this.
Stranger: boooooo doo doo doo doo doo doo do
Stranger: brrrrr
You: thats not a modem, thats a toaster
You: silly...
Stranger: eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: eeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa
Stranger: ksssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: eeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: ksssssssssshhhhhhhSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: Then it's connected.
You: just that? low profile
Stranger: Yeah, nk.
Stranger: I'm only getting 21.6 k
You: ahhh, waht a pity
Stranger: Dial-up sucks ass.
You: you cant watch pr0n properly
Stranger: Exactly.
Stranger: It takes hours to load, and once it does, I'm not horny anymore.
Stranger: :(
You: and then, it was a shemale
Stranger: No, I learned the first time.
You: a BOLD shemale
Stranger: With chestnuts.
You: oh ok, u are more clever than i expected
Stranger: *shudder
Stranger: I'm smarter than the average bear.
Stranger: Booboo.
You: im smarter than hitler and bin laden mixed robot in a non nude beach
Stranger: How much smarter?
You: too smart for that world, so i have to trade with extraterrestrians
Stranger: You've already gotten hitler and bin laden mix robot on a non nude beach, specific, why stop there?
You: there is nothing beyond that
Stranger: btw, the term is extraterrestriALs
You: maybe you'll know someday
You: yeah, maybe, im european rush
Stranger: lern 2 spell czech, dood.
You: sure buddy
Stranger: /sarcasm
You: /life
Stranger: Well played, sir.
Stranger: So how are things in your deranged corner of the world?
You: nahhh, we could be better if we learn things from americans
You: but pretty good at all
You: we have pot and internet
Stranger: Haha! I think we could be better if we learned things from europeans.
You: yeah, i think that too, just trying to be polite
You: g2g, be careful with the russians
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